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fictionaltrees asked: High-heeled boots.
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TURN ON / TURN OFF GAME!
choanocyte: The “turn-off” “turn-on” game. Ask me anything and I will answer if it is a turn off or turn on. Ask me. GO!
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Anonymous asked: Embarrassing moment: A few years ago I ran to the store late at night with my sister to get milk and we got two gallons, which I for some reason decided to carry in one hand. I of course dropped them both, smashing them and spreading milk all over the floor. Just about everyone working the checkouts ran up to us. Yep, that was pretty embarrassing.
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Tell me about your most embarrassing moment. →
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Libérate.: 13 Year Old Jada Williams Persecuted by... →
strangestwords: racetothestoneage: baddominicana: thatmuchlove: 13 Year Old Jada Williams Persecuted by the Rochester City School District Over her essay on Frederick Douglass. ai-yo: jumpstart-therevolution: theafrosistuh: beautifulbrwn: “On Saturday, February 18, 2012, the Frederick Douglass Foundation of New York presented the first Spirit of Freedom award to Jada Williams, a...
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【APH/GL】むにっ【にょこめいぷる】
fuckyeahhetaliayuri: Read More omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg
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Go the fuck to sleep.
itsutastic: sophisticatedlesbian: itsutastic: I’M WORKING ON IT, DAMN YOU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CseO1XRYs9I Pffft. Yes, good. I love you right now. XD Imagine that’s me reading to you * w* 
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Go the fuck to sleep.
itsutastic: I’M WORKING ON IT, DAMN YOU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CseO1XRYs9I
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>watching anime  >Did that girl just pull a tennis ball out of her panties  >oh okay
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Tumblr: America needs to stop being racist and sexist, pay more attention to women and PoC ok
CBS: Hey guys guess what we decided Watson should be played by a Taiwanese, female actress in our version of Sherlock Holmes
Tumblr: NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT HOW DARE YOU I AM BOYCOTTING YOUR SHOW I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED
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christieanne: sophisticatedlesbian: I booby trapped the package I sent to my girlfriend. I put little glitter sequin star things in the bottom of a package that just had like candy in it and she dumped it straight into her lap just like I thought she would now she has a lap full of stars. I’m the best girlfriend ever.  so rude huffhuffhuff sf,ksjflkdfjskldfj  She opened the stuffed...
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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gavrill asked: Nyo!AmeCan and hair?
Amelia gets frustrated that her hair isn’t as pretty as Madeline’s and cuts it off. She’s happy about it, until she gets worried that her cute Canadian girlfriend won’t like it.  ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Sometimes Amelia started thinking about Madeline’s hair and she just couldn’t fucking stop. This was usually not a problem. Oh it most definitely wasn’t. Amelia adored the...
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I booby trapped the package I sent to my girlfriend. I put little glitter sequin star things in the bottom of a package that just had like candy in it and she dumped it straight into her lap just like I thought she would now she has a lap full of stars.  I’m the best girlfriend ever. 
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en-el-verano-en-agosto: *FLAILS* Tina, Christie you guys are so bad >///////////////< You like us a lot lot You do. 
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Separation of Church and State makes Rick Santorum... →
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ain't safe for work, nope.
christieanne: beatonna: Last night I was emailed some porn that someone drew of me because I said a thing on the internet that they disagreed with.  Because, there you go, ‘justice.’  When stuff like that comes your way you don’t usually say anything because who gives a fuck, but oh well, let’s do it anyway.  So, I’ve seen that shit before because I’ve been on the internet for 100 years, but...
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christieanne: what the fuck cat he was cuddling me all nice and pretty much telling me its bedtime but the moment i turn out the light and settle down he hissed at me, bit my face, and ran away He’s unpredictable but he loves you
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